Did I misunderstand?
Sir Priapus Constance kindly invited me on a tour of France. I was rather thrilled and looked forward to a drive through provence in his Bentley, stopping off for wine-tasting and perhaps a gourmet meal or two. Imagine my surprise when we stopped in a layby and watched some chaps shoot by on bicycles! I fear I misunderstood his invitation. Now he wants to show me the Grand Prix. Should I be concerned?
Lady Felicity,
there is no need to be concerned ,I’m sure he just wants to show you a good pole position…
I myself am a little envious of Sir Priapus Constance , its been a long time since I’ve had a decent euphemism…….I get stirred up just thinking about it! vrooom , vrooom!
Dear God! His GRAND PRIX!! My dear lady! This Sir Priapus Constance fellow has some nasty intentions for you! It quite depends on the way you feel about him. If you let him show you the Grand Prix, my dear, you shall be shunned SHUNNED as whore! If you stick to the croquet darling everything will be fine.
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Not if you were near the Circuit de Nevers Magny – Cours and its still ok for 2008 anyway.
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Not unless you are wary of being in close proximity to extremely fast, and extremely loud automobiles.
The Grand Parix is akin to the races at Ascot; you may get a chance to put your exquisite hat collection on display among high gentry. But, remember that the rest of the apparel has to be "skimpish". Get Sir "Prixapus" to present you with some Fendi ear plugs while at the event.
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IDK
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Good luck yes I mean No!
There are many grand prix in France. It is part of their culture. Whenever they find something which tickles their fancy, they give it their prix. They have prix for all sorts.
But it is a fact that sometimes their prix are not very big, which is why a lot of international players find France a little disappointing.
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I was worried he had alternative dogging intentions for a moment there, instead this is innocent good fun watching the pile ups and tight lycra .
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Sounds like you may end up with some chaffing.
Yes Lady Felicity.. either Sir Priapus Constance mumbles too much or you are a little bit hard of hearing.. but never mind.. he wanted to take you to see the tour de France the bicylce race.. maybe he will compete… and maybe he has made sure you also can participate in this great bicyle race.. you will cover a lot of France on this race.. never mind.. and who knows… maybe you are a good cyclist and don’t forget to wear your bikini you wanted to wear for swimming at the French Riviera… that will make everyone stare at you and they will get distracted andyou will beat them all and win the trophy.. then it will definitely be you who will be invited for champagne and a tour of France by Lance Armstrong.. if you beat him in a race… leave Sir Pirapus Constance at the roadside… Sir Lance Armstrong is younger and not yet married and he won the tour de France several times.. he will give you a much better time.. and he has money and fame… Sir Pirapus Constance only has a funny name… xxx
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If his grand pix, is the same size as Rotter’s, it will make your eyes water, but you will be fine.
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My dear lady Felicity, once you seen one as grand as mine everything else pales into insignificance as you well know. By the way can I assume you got the invites to my summer balls old girl. Tip top.
By jove Sindy, I did warn you! didn’t you hear me say "brace yourself I’m preparing to enter"
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Is the ‘Grand Prix’ on the 14th or will the storming be for nothing. I would have thought the tour would be just the aperitif, all those sweating, grunting young men, muscles bulging, thighs pumping, up and down, up and down, er….it is getting awfully hot in here…ermmm…er…got to go for a cold shower….mmmmmm….er…yes..well..
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Hope you packed your basque etc. Take him to Cannes and make a punishing impression on him with your Palme d’Or.
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Lady Felicity,
there is no need to be concerned ,I’m sure he just wants to show you a good pole position…
I myself am a little envious of Sir Priapus Constance , its been a long time since I’ve had a decent euphemism…….I get stirred up just thinking about it! vrooom , vrooom!
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I just saw that Rotter got suspended ….oh I’m steaming!!